Because they just are.
I stole this quiz-thing since it looks like a good waste of time, HURRAY!!!
1)Full Name-Devon Elayne OTHER STUFF! My last name isn't that intresting anyway..
3)Were you named after anyone?- Umm...the county of Devon in England...if that counts..
4)Does your name mean anything?-IT'S A LAND MASS >8D!
5)Nick Names-Loser, Smurf, Smurfy, Devon A, the Concrete Wall Hater
6)What do you think you look like?-A human, I hope. Kind of sickly looking at times.
7)Date of Birth-June 2nd
8)Place of Birth and Current Location-HOSPITAAL! Currently sweating it out in my room with my dad's laptop (HA STEALING SKILLZ)
9)Nationality-Brit/German/Slav (Slavolish, Czech, Russian etc.)
11)Chinese Astrology-A BIIRRDDD! BIRDS ROCK. Well...a rooster but roosters are still birds and birds are awesome.
12)Religion-Forcibly baptized as a catholic but I kinda..don't have one. Which is nice to me.
13)Favourite Smell-Cheesy Steak.
14)Political Position-Labour Party yay! (I really REALLY love politics and world affairs)
15)What do you prefer to drink in the morning?- It's usually random. Sometimes milk, sometimes tea, sometimes whatever is in the fridge at that moment.
16)Hair and Eye Colour-Blue eyes and REALLY MESSED UP HAIR. It's brownish-gingerish-blonde, and it looks black in the back. MY HAIR HAS AN IDENTITY CRISIS.
17)Do you look like anyone famous?-No. Unless it's a really sick old one.
18)What do you look like?-Sick. Fat lips. Tired and my eyelids are permantenly half-closed. I could be really excited, but you could never tell.
19)Any unusual talents?-I can laugh like a female Goofy.
20)Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?-Right, yus.
21)Gay, straight, or bi?-Straight
22)What do you do for a living?-...breathe?
23)What do you do for fun?-BE RIDICULOUS. Do stupid things with my good friends, squeal at HAMs and HEMs, draw, listen to MUSE 8D!
24)What are your favourite art materials to work with?-pencil, coloured ones, charcoal, ink.
25)What kind of materials would you like to work with?-Well, I'm computer-challenged so...I'm quite happy with traditional methods.
26)Have you met your grandparents?-Yes...most of them..
27)Boyfriend/Girlfriend?-HAHA NOESS 8D.
28)Crush?-TADEUZ KOSKUSKO THE SEXIEST REVOLUTIONARY EVER. Gerneral la Sucre is pretty too.
29)What celebrity would you date if you could?-TADEUZ KOSKUSKO MAAN. He was awesome. First fighting for the Polish, then in the American Revolution, then back to Poland AND HE IS STILL SO BEAUTIFUL. HIS HAIR NEVER GOT MESSY.
30)Current worries?-Having a test every week in Chemistry AUUUGHGHGHGHG.
31)Favourite guy/girl online?-Picking favourites is rude.
32)Favourite place to be?-the seaside 83
33)Least favourite place to be?-THE TRAIN. I HATE THE TRAIN SOO BAD. TOO. MANY. PEOPLE.
34)Do you burn or tan?-Pale is the place to be for me!!
35)Ever break a bone?-Nawww. I've gotten every other ailment though 8D.
36)What is your favourite cereal?-CEREAL IS FOR THE WEAK. I EATS OATMEAL PORRIDGE LIKE A REAL SCOUSER.
37)Person you cry with?-Doesn't that depend where you are?
38)Any sisters?-YES. She is very intresting.
40)Any pets?-Ten year old goldfishes and random stray cats that come into our garden...KITTIES...
41)Any illnesses?-OOOOH YEAH. Gastroentitus, bronchitius, hypolakemia, chronic asthma, double pnenumonia (that really sucked.) Croup, and I'm lactose intolerant YAY!!!!
43)A personal phone line?-What??
44)A cell phone?-HAHA NO BLOODY WAY. I NO LIKE PHONES.
45)A visible birthmark?-No.
46)A pool or hotub?-MAN THIS IS LIVERPOOL WE HAS NO SPACE FER THAT STUFF.
47)A car?-DO NOT WANT. I wish for a Vespa motorscooter. That's canary yellow.
48)Personality-Weird. I am very weird. I know much about current politics but I don't even know what day it is, or remember to eat. I don't have the best self-esteem but, *shrug*. AND I REALLY LIKE BIRDS. A LOT.
49)Driving-Man, I take the train of death. TOO MANY PEOPLE I TELL YOU.
50)Your clothing style-At home usually a shirt and underwear. Out and about usually pretty t-shirts, jackets, pinstripes, JEWLWERYYYYYYYYYYY, sexy hats, MORE JEWELRYYYY.
51)Room-UGLY. Messy, half the crap in there isn't even mine, and has a ginourmous window.
52)What's missing?-FUNCTIONING LUNGS PLEASE.
53)School-TRAAAAIN DX. Fun times with my friends and the band, good grades, AND EVERY GOVERNMENT TEACHER IS LIKE, MY DAD'S FORMER STUDENT WHAT THE CRAAAAP.
54)Bed-A pit of scary. Pencils, books, clothes, god knows what.
55)Relationship with your parents-DAS GUT!! 8D! Me and my dad are like THISSS and my mom is pretty awesome.
56)Do you believe in yourself?-In some things.
57)Do you believe in love at first sight?-I guess..
58)Consider yourself a good listener?-Mostly. Not in Spanish I...
I sometimes forget important things...
59)Have a future dream you would like to share?-Become an artist in some shape or form. Be completely fluent in czech.
60)Get along with your parents?-Dad=YESS MAN WE IS LIKE BEST FRIENDS! Mom=...Most of the time. We're usually on good terms. She just has some issues.
61)Save your email conversations?-What???
63)Believe in reincarnation?-If it's real, it's real. If it's not, it's not. Who knows? (Though I would totally want to be a manx cat or a super awesome tree if I do get reincarnated.)
64)Brush your teeth twice a day?-Yups...but no flossing or mouthwashing...it's too hard.
65)Like to talk on the phone?-NOOOO DX *cries*. I would rather talk to my friends to their face than on the phone. It's inhuman to me.
66)Like to eat?-OH YEAH. Meat and sweet. That's how I roll.
67)Like to excersize?-Not really. When I do I kinda can't breathe and pass out.
68)Like to watch sports?-Only the Premier League GOOOO LIVERPOOL FC!! And the Olympics is fun.
69)Sing in the car?-I'M A LONELY LITTLE PETUNIA IN AN ONION PATCH! AN ONION PATCH! ONION PATCH! I'M A LONELY LITTLE PETUNIA IN AN ONION PATCH AND I CRY, CRY, CRY ALL DAAY! (yes 83)
70)What is a dream you have all the time?-Disurbingly, my dictator friend nearly always gets eaten by something in my dreams.
71)Dream in colour?-Yeah. ALL 124 CRAYOLA PACK!
72)Do you have nightmares?-Sometimes...my dreams are more on crack than scary..
73)Sleep with a stuffed animal?-I sleep with a wide assortment of objects. Plushies, pencils, books, art things, jewlery....
74)Right next to you?-MY UNDYING RASH ON MY ARM. His name is Steve.
75)On your favourite coffee cups?-One screams "POLSKA GOLA" in retardedly bright colours while the other has "Estonia Estaland" on it. AND TEA IS ALWAYS IN MY CUPS.
76)On your mousepad?-RBS (Royal Bank of Scotland, ha ha.)
77)Your favourite flavour of gum?-Blackcurrant. They used to have crabapple but now it's GONE 8'(.
78)Your brand of deodorant?-I dunno. It works though, and that's all that matters 8D.
79)Your dream honeymoon spot?-Poland..?
80)Yor dream husband/wife?-UH??!!?!? I dunno. He must love Liverpool FC though. And be East European 8D.
81)Hiding in your closet?-Everyone's stuff but mine.
82)Under our bed?-MORE BOOKSSS
83)The name of one of your closest best friends?-Hmm..MorgandevonsandrasarahsarahmeagankatiekatiesonorakatherineraventorijoshmissybenshirlisaPEOPLE. I LIEK PEAPLE.
84)Your bad time of the day?-DISHWASHING TIME. THIS IS WHEN I GO HULK SMASH.
85)Your worst fears?-Failing at life. (even though I already do, ha ha.)
86)What's the weather like?-WONDERFULLL!!! It's pleasant, not too hot or cold. And my garden is so prettyyyyy 8D.
87)Your favourite time of the year?-FALL UND WINTERR!! YEAH NON-EXSISTENT SNOW!
88)Your favourite holiday?-CHRISTMAAS. And Guy Fawkes Day. LET'S BURN STUFF!
89)A material weakness?-BOOKKKSS...I have so many that they are in every inch of my room and beyond. I spend money on nearly nothing else.
90)The weirdest food and drink you like?-Blood pudding. IT IS SO GOOD. And tripe. Drinks would probably be funky teas from around the world. I REALLY LIKES ME TEA. NOM NOM.
91)At the top of your to-do list?-Get dressed.
92)The hardest thing about growing up?-Finding clothes that fit you. WHY IS THERE NO SIZE 0?? WHYYY?
93)A pet peeve?-Snoring.
94)Your scariest moment?-Having double pnuemonia. Also when Morgan throws pencils at me. IT BURNS..
95)Your attitude about love?-It's pretty cool. Sometimes. Mostly. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T THINK THAT DEEPLY AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.
96)The funniest or most desperate thing you have done to attract the opposite sex?-..Nothing? I've never been into this sort of thing. Yeah, I'm lame and it's AWESOME >8D!
97)The worst feeling the world?-Right after you eat three vindaloo curries...OH THE TOILET YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND ENEMY.
98)The best feeling in the world?-Being with those you love most and being pointlessly stupid AT THE SAME TIME 8D!
99) I stole'd it from HA HA!
100)NOW TAKE IT! Or it shall explode in 72 hours.